The latest word in the futurist community is that we will soon see posted signs saying the following:
NO CRITICAL THINKING. NO IMAGINATION. NO LOGIC.
NO COMMON SENSE. NO WIT. NO GENUINENESS.
NO HUGGING OR KISSING.
In a highly controversial decision, the American public has agreed not to grant waivers to politicians, since they already demonstrate these traits.
Happy New Year (unless, of course, you’re a zombie).