It’s official. Nancy Pelosi has announced she is bored. Boy, do we have news for her. Americans have been bored with Washington for years. Now that the control freaks in D.C. have damaged individuals so severely through drug-induced legislation, what’s a girl to do? Perhaps a new hairdo? Our CongressPERSONS have binged on every “party favor” known to mankind, while their puppet generals have become Chippendale models on Twitter and the smart ones left holding the fort can’t get a date. One can certainly understand Ms. Pelosi’s dilemma. Perhaps it’s time for the ghosts of Emily Post, Ambrose Bierce and General George Patton to perform pantomimes on the Potomac. Somebody needs to teach children the meaning of decorum.