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Dinosaurs A”R”EN’T US

Janet Napolitano has once again kept us safe by her vigilant attention to details.  Nothing escapes her radar.  She has secured an order from a New York judge to confiscate a dinosaur skeleton from the Heritage Auctions folks in Dallas, the home of  “arch villain”  George W. Bush.  The Obama Administration has proudly announced that the old skull and bones will be returned to China from whence they came.  According to the Associated Press, Department of  Homeland Security spokesman Luis Martinez has assured the American public that the seventy-million-year bones will be moved to a government warehouse under strict security before the costly voyage home.  Hallelujah!


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