To Boldly Go Where No Man Will Ever Return
A Dutch company, founded by scientist Bas Lansdorp, claims its Mars One project will begin placing four “astronauts” on the Red Planet in April, 2033. Usually unreliable sources report that former President Bill Clinton was the first to book passage after being informed that a Hooters franchise will be established there. There is a catch. Mars One only books passage one-way. Whoever said this was a kooky idea!?!